Grade Evader Gifts

"Someday I'll hire lots of smart people to work for me."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

Truth In Education

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Hey, mom! That 'F' I got in history...my creative writing teacher read it and gave me an 'A'."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

"Robert prays for the answers."

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

'As far as I'm concerned...mathematics is a load of rubbish.'

Abandon claculators all ye who enter here.

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

"I have a prescription for my test anxiety."

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana

'Every year, I make a New Year's resolution, but I never stick to it, and it's embarrassing when people ask me about it...this year I'm just going to lie through my teeth when people ask.'

"So this is why you ate your spinach and wanted seconds at dinner!"

Spring Painter

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."

'My homework is escaping.'

"Stop it. You're gonna make homework come out of my nose."