Homework Evader Gifts

"You can't say the dog ate your homework, it's really hackneyed. Say your mother is addicted to prescription drugs."

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

Serious Putty

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Billy strip: help with homework.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

The Procrastinatorium.

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

Cunning as a Fox hey? Well, I saw you cheating Mister! D-Minus!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Was delegation the only thing you learnt on that management course?"

Homework eating dogs

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.