'Can I hand up my essay on Friday Miss. My ghostwriter is unwell at present.'
Assignment Avoider Gifts
If you know someone who creatively avoids assignments, our collection is just for them. From witty mugs to quirky t-shirts, these products humorously celebrate their artful dodging. Perfect for students, busy creatives, or anyone who knows how to sidestep deadlines with style and humor. Surprise them with a gift that makes light of their inventive ways to avoid work!
"My Dad helped with my homework so don't blame me."
Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.
'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'
"I decided to procrastinate as soon as I got this assignment!"
"I did the laundry while studying. Unfortunately, my mom can't find the lost socks or my missing assignments."
'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'
"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."
Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."
'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''
'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'
"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."
'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'
The Birth of a Lawsuit
"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"
Billy strip: help with homework.
"Shouldn't you be studying?
"Oh, a resume is not necessary. I know all about you."
'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'
"I virtually finished my homework."
The Procrastinatorium.
'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'
'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'
"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."
"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."
'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'
"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."
"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."
'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"
"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
Assignment Avoider Gifts Collection
Assignment Avoider Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs featuring artwork that celebrates creative assignment avoidance—fun, quirky, and suited for any procrastinator.
Assignment Avoider Pillows
Explore pillows that bring humor into the home or studio with designs celebrating the creative ways to avoid work.
Assignment Avoider Prints
Discover prints that cleverly showcase the theme of assignment avoidance—great for decorating a creative space with humor and style.
Assignment Avoider T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts that highlight the artful dodging of assignments—perfect for anyone who likes to keep it light and funny.