Task Avoider Gifts

Searching for something special for someone who loves to dodge chores and deadlines? Our collection of fun, witty, and light-hearted items is tailored for task avoiders who embrace their creative detours. These products are perfect for sparking a smile and making procrastination a little more charming.

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The Procrastinatorium.

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.' mockup

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

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"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble." mockup

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

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"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual." mockup

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework." mockup

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

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'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.'' mockup

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

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". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word." mockup

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?' mockup

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

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"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!" mockup

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

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Billy strip: help with homework.

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.' mockup

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

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'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.' mockup

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

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"I virtually finished my homework." mockup

"I virtually finished my homework."

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'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?' mockup

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

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'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.' mockup

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.' mockup

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

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"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless." mockup

"When I hear the word mathematics I immediately think of three things. Boring and useless."

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Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells. mockup

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

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Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever... mockup

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

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"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building." mockup

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

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'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.' mockup

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

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'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?' mockup

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

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"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible." mockup

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

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"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!" mockup

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?' mockup

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

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Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework. mockup

Student at bookstore advertising used books advertises used homework.

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"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework." mockup

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

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Task Avoider Gifts Collection

Task Avoider Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for task avoiders and find the perfect humorous gift to start their day with a smile.

Task Avoider Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and comfort, perfect for those who love relaxing and avoiding chores.

Task Avoider Prints

Browse our prints designed for task avoiders—fun, quirky art to decorate their space with personality.

Task Avoider T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for task avoiders—funny, witty designs that celebrate doing things at their own pace.