Agenda Avoider Gifts

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Duly noted. Now, shall we move on or does anyone else feel the need to have a conniption?'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

The Procrastinatorium.

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

Do' you have the time?'

"If there's no further old business, we'll move along to new business."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'