Appointment Avoider Gifts

'Sorry, I'm a doctor. If you want that looked at, you'll have to make an appointment like everyone else.'

Time getting away

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

Do' you have the time?'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

'Lost Diary'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Nervous at a party.

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

The Procrastinatorium.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'