Appointment Evader Gifts

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

Hair Traffic control.

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Do' you have the time?'

'Just a minute, officer. I found a loophole in this law book!'

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'A Mr Ritzwell to see you, sir. Are you in, or are you using the escape tunnel?'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

"Sorry I'm late, but I was somewhere else."

"Sorry to keep you waiting..."

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

"If that's for me, tell them I'm in a meeting."

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'

"Careful, he can smell your boredom."

'Ed moves that we buy new choir slickers and adjourn for pizza. Do I hear a second?'

Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed