Authority Evader Gifts

"I'd like a word with you please."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Anger Management - Now Treating "Electoral College Rage"

Whatever!

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

'Yes, I'm home early. We had a school fire drill, so naturally I sought the safety of our house.'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'I had it all - then the IRS found where I had it hidden.'

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

"He's not good with change!"

Big Trouble!

No Smoking in the Castle

'I'' be in the basement, Amy... below the radar.'

Infernal Revenue Service

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"I got an extension.'

"Can we, just for a moment, your Honor, ignore the facts?"

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"Thank God you're just my wife's lover! I thought you were from the Inland Revenue!"

Fiction: 'Filling in your tax returns'

'Can we avoid going through the insurance company.'

His Master's Noise.

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

'First of all, sir, do you have your blood pressure medication with you?'

Cindi continues to have problems with authority figures.