Authority Chaser Gifts

"Ambitions... to be corrupted by power"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

WiFi Signals

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

"What a coincidence. I'm downloading the 'Can Take It With You' app, too."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Careerist

Inspiration

"I'm over here, dummy!"

The National Conversation Starts Here

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

Chasing the one big idea

'Looks like the gods are angry.'

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

The Reader

'My goal was to become a millionaire, then I became a billionaire. Now I realize that until I achieve the status of trillionaire, I won't be content.'

'Some people might think we're only on this board for the money...well, they're right.'

'Business as usual, baby - Wall Street is back!'

Leonardo Da Vinci has another day of constant a-ha moments.

"What is the quickest way to get rich around here?"

"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."

The sea salt here is so authentic.