Authenticity Chaser Gifts

The sea salt here is so authentic.

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"They’re real."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

Career Goals

Inspiration

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

Chasing the one big idea

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"WHEEEE!"

The Top of the Mountain.

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Elf of the Month

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"