Authenticity Chaser Gifts

Dressed for Success!

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

"They’re real."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

Riding the Rollercoaster.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Career Goals

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

'If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.'

Inspiration

Chasing the one big idea

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

"WHEEEE!"

The Top of the Mountain.

'Where does it all end, Miss Ellingsworth? You've got the promotion, the raise, and now you tell me you want a meaningful assignment...'

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

Elf of the Month

'He never has an energy crisis.'