Authenticity Seeker Gifts

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."

"They’re real."

Art Auction. A previous expert said it's real, but the appraiser here siad my impressionist painting is a fake. Your Monet is no good here.

School of Hard Knocks Tavern...NO damn happy hour

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

"For heaven's sake Timothy, stop trying to put a brave face on everything"

"These are a couple of REAL Americans!"

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Beach con-man.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Look what I found, dad!"