Authenticity Seeker Pillows

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"If I could take back ninety per cent of the things I say, then I think people would know the real me."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Maine? What an authentic place to come from."

"They’re real."

School of Hard Knocks Tavern...NO damn happy hour

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"For heaven's sake Timothy, stop trying to put a brave face on everything"

"These are a couple of REAL Americans!"

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squeezing the Free Press.

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Tourists

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"