Originality Seeker Pillows

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Robotic Man

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Eureka!

Bright idea

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Raincloud Umbrella

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

Robots In The Boardroom

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

The Origami Society...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Early model of baggage claim"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."