Originality Seeker Prints

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

' A good idea '

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Robotic Man

Eureka!

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Raincloud Umbrella

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Bright idea

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Early model of baggage claim"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

The Origami Society...

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"They’re real."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'