Novelty Seeker Pillows

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Go Back to New York

Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,

'That's not an accident. I left out chapter 7 and 11 on purpose.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

Jurassic Pork

'This is the Linedance class - the Riverdance is next door!'

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

"Please, don't be scared, it's only an idea."

"And this measures the frequency and intensity of my farts."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Crap from the future.

Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

Novel/Novel Therapeutic Strategies

Global Positioning System

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.