Novelty Job Seekers Pillows

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Dog Walking Services

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Toenail clipping missile.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.