Novelty Job Seekers Pillows

"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Raincloud Umbrella

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Useless add-ons.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Hay Rides $10

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

Mohammad's motors

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Toenail clipping missile.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.