"It's really hard to make any plans. By the time we grow up there will be all new jobs that nobody's ever heard of!"
Novelty Job Seekers Gifts
Looking for a witty gift for someone actively seeking employment? Our collection for job seekers features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that lift spirits and add fun to the job hunting journey.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
Dog Walking Services
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
Raincloud Umbrella
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'
'What clan do you belong to?'
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
Crap from the future.
'You're a genius, Hoppy!'
Advocado
Useless add-ons.
Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...
A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.
Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'
Hay Rides $10
Cash Machines From Across the Land
'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'
'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."
Mohammad's motors
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.
Toenail clipping missile.
Goldie Locks and the three beers.
Micro-Brewed Brain Beer
'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'
BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.
A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.
Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.
Novelty Job Seekers Gifts Collection
Novelty Job Seekers Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for job seekers to start their mornings with a smile.
Novelty Job Seekers Pillows
Find cozy pillows with clever sayings that bring humor and comfort to the workspace or living room of a job seeker.
Novelty Job Seekers Prints
Decorate your space with inspirational prints featuring humorous takes on the job search journey.
Novelty Job Seekers T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed specifically for those on the job hunt—fun, motivational, and perfect for everyday wear.