"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
Novelty Skills Gifts
Looking for gifts that celebrate unique talents and creative quirks? Our novelty skills collection features humorous and clever products designed to delight anyone who enjoys showcasing their quirky abilities. Whether it’s a funny gadget, a clever accessory, or a playful print, these items are perfect for those who love to stand out and have a little fun with their skills. Ideal for friends, family, or even yourself if you’re proud of your novelty talents.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Dog Walking Services
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'
King Henry and his Cheshire bride
'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'
'What clan do you belong to?'
'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'
Crap from the future.
'You're a genius, Hoppy!'
Advocado
Useless add-ons.
Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'
Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...
Hay Rides $10
A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.
"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
Cash Machines From Across the Land
'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
Bathroom Fairy
Mohammad's motors
'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'
An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.
"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."
'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'
'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'
Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.
'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'
BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.
Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.
Toenail clipping missile.
Novelty Skills Gifts Collection
Novelty Skills Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more humor and personality—perfect for celebrating novelty skills with every sip.
Novelty Skills Pillows
Check out our playful pillows collection for more cozy and humorous home accessories.
Novelty Skills Prints
Browse our prints for more creative and amusing art that highlights quirky skills with style.
Novelty Skills T-Shirts
Discover more witty t-shirts that showcase fun and quirky talents—great for making a statement.