Novelty Seeker Gifts

"I'm starting a startup that helps other startups start up."

Go Back to New York

Suddenly John realized he didn't want paper or plastic, He wanted something new,,, something fantastic,

'What clan do you belong to?'

'It's a disgrace! I've only had this for two weeks, and LOOK! The novelty has almost completely worn off!'

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

'The shop that sells the stuff that other people have that makes you think I wonder where they got that?'

Jurassic Pork

'This is the Linedance class - the Riverdance is next door!'

"I'm sorry, Steve, I was only dating you for the kitsch value."

'Yes, it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks!'

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

Crap from the future.

Two boys staring at a soccer ball patterned bird that has hatched from a soccer ball.

"People don't care what they're eating as long as they're the first ones to eat it."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"Just because we don't doesn't mean we can't."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

The M.R.I. of Love

Novel/Novel Therapeutic Strategies

Rent a Jock

'You will awake feeling refreshed and promiscuous....'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

'I didn't know you could get electronic pipes too! Whatever next!'

His & Hers towels for Electrical Plugs and Sockets.

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Life class

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

T-Rex Uses A Bridge For Every Shot But No One Complains!

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Paranoia clinic: 'Conspiracy theories: $1.00 per dozen'.

Adaptability.