Novelty Explorer Gifts

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The first car accident.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Dog Walking Services

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Raincloud Umbrella

'What clan do you belong to?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Advocado

Hay Rides $10

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Useless add-ons.

Artifishial Intelligence

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Mohammad's motors

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'