Novelty Navigator Gifts

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'Cannonball!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Raincloud Umbrella

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Women who Read Too Much

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."