Novella Navigator Gifts

"In preparation for the AP English Literature test, I've focused my reading on books reflecting a common idea, that they end in fewer than 200 pages."

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'Let me guess: you and everyone else?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Barcode Dreams

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Battery Lighthouse

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Titanic: How's my steering.

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'