Novel Navigator Gifts

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

Women who Read Too Much

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Mystery bookshelf in library.

'What does it mean when there's a * in a sentence?. Someone's closed the book on an insect'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"The classics can be so intimidating."

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"What am I supposed to say when my friends ask why you're still a mid-list author?"

"The cover has to be such that customers can't judge the content of the book by it."

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

Someone reading on an escalator.

Book lovers

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Immersed in reading

D. B. C. Pierre

Robinson Crusoe

Man on deck being spied on.

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

Great literary festival heckles.

Readers

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Reading Light

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"Pass the Soma, dear."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Entrance/Exit

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

"I'm getting ready to celebrate the next chapter of the book I'm reading."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."