Novel Explorer Gifts

Super Karamazov Bros.

Inbox and outbox for books

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Victor Hugo

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'