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"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."