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'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'Quantum Mechanics is one of the three great pillars supporting our understanding of the natural world.

'So what have you been up to?'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."