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"51st State, eh?!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Igloo for birds.

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Penguin of the Month.

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Look! A streaker!

Running out of Gas.

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Polar Bear Fishing.

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Mush, mush, mush.'