North America Explorer Gifts

"51st State, eh?!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

New Age Store.

Igloo for birds.

Penguin

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Penguin Remote

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

Penguin of the Month.

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Look! A streaker!

Running out of Gas.

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'Can I see your license,please?'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

'Sure, it's nourishing, but regurgitated fish is not what I would call a culinary feast...'

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

A polar bear holds a press conference.