Us Explorer Gifts

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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

'But what is the universe for?'

Captain in a storm

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Build a Raft

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The hyenas started it."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .