North American Traveler Gifts

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

The Vineyard

Tourists in Egypt

'It must be the dead sea.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Mass Travel

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

'Bed & Bagel'

A bit of Newlyn.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Hotel Room

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Are we there yet?!'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

'...And if we look over to our right, we have the house Voltaire spend his formative years in,,,ahead in the tall grey building we have the home of....'

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"