North American Traveler Gifts

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

The Vineyard

Tourists in Egypt

'It must be the dead sea.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Baby squirrel & Berries

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

Mass Travel

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Bed & Bagel'

Youth Hostel, Elder Hostel

A bit of Newlyn.

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

Hotel Room

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Are we there yet?!'

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Backpacker in the cloud forest

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"It's me. I was going through a 'Bon Jovi Phase.'"

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."