Seasoned Traveler Gifts

"The summer went so fast."

"Believe me, if you lived around here as long as I have, you'd see plenty of snowflakes that look alike."

'I thought it was special every year.' (Guy looking at Kwanzaa Holiday Special display in window)

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Tourists in Egypt

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Easter Island Shades...