Savvy Traveler Gifts

London only $59 (1/8 of the way)

'Would you like the £40 room or the £60 room? The £60 room has a free telly.'

Budget airline charging extra for an oxygen tank.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.