Travel Savant Gifts

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

'Luckily we picked Heathrow as our second choice on our budget holiday booking form.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"