Travel Savant Gifts

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

'Luckily we picked Heathrow as our second choice on our budget holiday booking form.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."