Travel Lover Gifts

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

Timeline of Farming Through the Ages...

- Agile design, flexible implementation!

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

Sightseeing in the car

'Have you offset your guilt?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Awesome erosion!'

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."

"She's all yours."

'Old women on bus trip running into WC'

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

"Well at least it was on time"

Four nations of Great Britain.

You managed the Times crossword in one sitting? Yes, on my trip to Australia.

No Cabin Crew Self Service.

Baby frightened by aircraft mobile.

Happy New Year

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Rail fare increases.

Halloween on Easter Island

"I'm getting on the train." "I'm on the train." "I'm getting off the train."

Welcome to Caleefohnya.

'Rest assured, Sir, we'll do all we can to remain solvent for the duration of your flight.'

'Tower, we are ready for takeoff.'

'This isn't just a mobile home. It's a mobile housing complex.'

'Liverpudlians are reknowned for their sense of humour.'

In 500 feet you have reached your destination.

First Day in New York

'I was thinking of booking a Florida cruise...'

The next fast train has gone.

"... in case of turbulence,... the WHEEE! light will illuminate."