Tour Lover Gifts

'Press one for the history of the late 18th century dining room.' - 'Press two for the story of the exquisite silver candelabras.' - 'Press three if you're so bored right now you want to self harm.' - 'Three.'

"And on this spot the bank assisted it's first borrower."

'We're on the tour. Isn't this one of the historic homes?'

Mark Cavendish for Isle of Man.

"Fore!"

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'