Tour Enthusiast Gifts

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Are we there yet?'