Tour Enthusiast Prints

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Dignity Coach Tours - "Thank you for not singing"

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.