Tourism Aficionado Prints

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Gecko Point.

"In a former life, I used to go to Palm Beach."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Confused Time Travelers. The guidebook says many people in 2018 have "ear buds," but I don't see anybody with tiny new ears.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Historic and Modern Bath

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

For services to Tourism. . .

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world