Tourist Attraction Aficionado Prints

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

The Vineyard

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Well, now we've seen it."

Bumper Limos

"Is there anybody there?"

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Fairground.

Noah's Ark

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Tea Cup Ride

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Tunnel of Love.

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

At the Sloth Amusement Park

Tunnel of Love