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Blue Monster in Bath

End the Winter Blues

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Tunnel of Co-Dependent Relationships.

Le Roi Kong

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Noah's Ark

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

Line for a funnel cake stand.

"I'm sorry - he has to be put down."

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'