Sightseeing Aficionados Prints

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Comb Sweet Comb

Greece

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Big Game Park

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Bull charging a fisherman

"Well, now we've seen it."

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

For services to Tourism. . .

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Historic and Modern Bath

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Musician using horn to water the plants.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Noah's Ark

'Braveheart is one of your ancestors? And why the heck don't you look like Mel Gibson??'

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

Birds Ice Skating.

Where the Buffalo Comb

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'