Travel Aficionados Prints

Bavaria

'It'll be alright, I've done this accommodation on arrival lark dozens of times.'

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

'The reason our rates are so low, is that every guest makers their own bed.'

Relatively normal

How they were named.

Scranton the Ride

Bear on Airplane

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"This does it! I'm firing my travel agent."

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

'I'll find room for it, if you'll find my feet and take my shoes off.'

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

Czars and Kings have passed this way

"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"

GO 4th class travel agency - Your steerage class travel specialist,

"I took this flight because of a layover on cloud 9."

'Honey, the guidebook was right... this is indeed a historic road!'

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"They come back to the same spot every year to mate!"

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"It comes with a flat screen TV, surround sound stereo system and a mini bar. Can I ride in it, and our horse ride in the truck?"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."