Travel Buffs Prints

'When I press this, the stewardess announces what I've done - and one doesn't often get that level of female attention.'

The segway RV.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

Lady Liberty Cools Off

'Over five thousand so far - how many frequent-flower miles have you got?'

'They're Francophiles.'

The Family Joules: Part 4

Ghosts from around the world

"Are we there yet?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'Can passengers please be on the lookout for suspicious looking packages?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'... but for a full ENGLISH breakfast you can't beat Blackpool, sir!'

A planet like ours - "You want the pyramids. I want Bermuda. I'm driving. I win."

Quick, follow that star

"It's deeper by train"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

A family departing for a seaside holiday whilst neighbours look on

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Few people are flying these days, but we can still say many things are up in the air right now.

Flight: Select your spot.

I love that new elephant smell.

Sign beside a road saying "Entering New York State - Mario Cuomo, Still Governor".

Airplane Safety

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."