Sightseeing Aficionados Mugs

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

The Big Game Park

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Bull charging a fisherman

"Well, now we've seen it."

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Historic and Modern Bath

"He didn't do squat for cats."

For services to Tourism. . .

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Noah's Ark

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

Musician using horn to water the plants.

"No, we're putting the children through as luggage"

Where the Buffalo Comb

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

If the British had been the first to see the Grand Canyon.

Birds Ice Skating.