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Blue Monster in Bath

End the Winter Blues

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Le Roi Kong

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Noah's Ark

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

Tunnel of Co-Dependent Relationships.

Line for a funnel cake stand.

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"I'm sorry - he has to be put down."

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Trojan Horse Clown Attacks

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Popo the clown, cereal killer.

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'