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'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Historic and Modern Bath

For services to Tourism. . .

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Noah's Ark

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"

Le Roi Kong

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

'The wife came up with the idea, the Haunted House was dead in this heat, yeah its going down a storm.'

"Our most extensive European tour for those in a hurry. The plane never lands."

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"I don't know this guy but right here the dog of a famous celeb has vomited because of too much champagne! See? History is my speciality!"

The popular tourist attraction of England's Cheddar cave paintings.

Confused Time Travelers. The guidebook says many people in 2018 have "ear buds," but I don't see anybody with tiny new ears.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

Goldilocks and a couple from out of town

Monster in Bath