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Zoo gate and Ooz door.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

The Vineyard

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Greece

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

"Well, now we've seen it."

"Is there anybody there?"

Hotel Room

Bumper Limos

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Historic and Modern Bath

Tunnel of what passes for love these days. Tickets.

"Will you read me the part of that pamphlet about the drive-through redwoods again?"

For services to Tourism. . .

"Honestly, it's not what you think. Mostly it's just a seemingly never-ending series of pointless tasks - but at the end of it you get to sit down in front of a TV with a beer."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Fairground.

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"Roller coaster, 30 minutes. . . Ferris wheel, 15 minutes. . . Haunted House, 45 minutes. . ."

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

Noah's Ark

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

Fluffy was never quite the same after Aunt Ruby's visit.

'Here comes the stars and stripes.'

Foreigners in Paris - Foreigners staring at one another believing the other to be Parisian

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Tea Cup Ride

Tunnel of Love.

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

At the Sloth Amusement Park

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'