Tourism Aficionados T-Shirts

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Pisa Chiropractic.

Noah's Ark

The Vineyard

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Ah...here they are!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Ether Island

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"He keeps touching me!"

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Ghosts from around the world

'The first act of air rage'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"You overpacked again."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."