Tourism Aficionados Gifts

'I hope we don't start getting competition from redundant bankers homes.'

Noah's Ark

The Vineyard

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"Ah...here they are!"

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

"He keeps touching me!"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'The first act of air rage'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

For services to Tourism. . .

Historic and Modern Bath

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"You overpacked again."

This is our great new cruise to the Middle East - 40 days and 40 nights.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'