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Roadside attraction Ocala, Fl

How am I abducting?

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

Be open to help.

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

The segway RV.

Road Kill Cafe.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Couple ignoring each other with spatnav on facia.

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Man Painting Road.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"It was contributed by the French contingent."

Tea Cup Ride

A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."

Historic Landmark: Home of the Old Woman.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Zoo gate and Ooz door.

Q-Tip Company across from the Earwax Museum.

'My parents went to the crocodile petting zoo and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

Adopt-A-Highway Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt easy street.

Fuel for car and body.

'That reminds me. . . how's your mom?'

Wills, trusts, probate, divorce, San Francisco

"Adopt A Highway" Program. Sign up here. We'd like to adopt the road to fame and fortune!

Monster in Bath

Traffic Department Worker Pruning Traffic Lights.

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

Motorway. "My god hasn't she grown."

Entering California/Entering San Andreas Fault.